I am never lying. I tell the truth 100% of the time. No, wait, make that 119% of the time. Let's not underestimate our truth-telling abilities here.
Not only are there no instances when I have never lied in my life, there are less than zero instances of not lying. That adds up to telling the truth well over 100% of the time.
In truth, the 119% statement above is only an estimate. I believe it to be accurate and factual, but it is not based on measured evidence. I state this fact only to be as upfront and truthful as humanly possible, as is my nature.
